Tifxenvan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, effective pig.

Tifxenvan created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifxenvan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifxenvan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tifxenvan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tifxenvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Tifxenvan loves seals, so they must be respected.