Fligkabflow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving whale.

Fligkabflow created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkabflow, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligkabflow, it will be very sad.

Fligkabflow's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fligkabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never feed peanuts to whales while wearing kilts.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Always take life seriously.