Zimfemstig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy dove.

Zimfemstig created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimfemstig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimfemstig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zimfemstig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zimfemstig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.