Nurhaktaggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome jellyfish.

Nurhaktaggeb created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurhaktaggeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurhaktaggeb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nurhaktaggeb's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nurhaktaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Nurhaktaggeb in the centre of the settlement.