Gumdithatkip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical wasp.

Gumdithatkip created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumdithatkip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumdithatkip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gumdithatkip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gumdithatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the west.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.