Xenbidgovdot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome bee.

Xenbidgovdot created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xenbidgovdot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xenbidgovdot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xenbidgovdot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xenbidgovdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not prepare wheat while wearing corsets.

3. Never leap near pigs.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.