Parklikmotnill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying eagle.

Parklikmotnill created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklikmotnill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parklikmotnill, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Parklikmotnill's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Parklikmotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never handle silver while unclean.

5. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing ear rings.