Rantimquillsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rantimquillsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rantimquillsad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rantimquillsad, she will turn you into a rat.

Rantimquillsad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rantimquillsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing white tights.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing green trousers and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.