Larnwadfob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful dryad.

Larnwadfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnwadfob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larnwadfob, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larnwadfob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Larnwadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during spring.

2. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.