Honjadmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish crocodile.

Honjadmeg created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honjadmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honjadmeg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Honjadmeg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Honjadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Never adorn your chest with indigo markings.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.