Japtafbad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless swallow.

Japtafbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japtafbad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Japtafbad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Japtafbad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Japtafbad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japtafbad.

2. Never mix melons with ash.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

5. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.