Latjipbestzag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless mink.

Latjipbestzag created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Latjipbestzag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Latjipbestzag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Latjipbestzag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Latjipbestzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at dusk.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Always obey Latjipbestzag's priests.