Vidpitstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful shrew.

Vidpitstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpitstrag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidpitstrag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vidpitstrag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vidpitstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing blue coats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidpitstrag.