Febdogtim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident guinea pig.

Febdogtim created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Febdogtim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febdogtim, he will turn you into a frog.

Febdogtim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Febdogtim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febdogtim.

2. Run away if five cats approach from the west.

3. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Never feed parsnips to moths while wearing shirts.