Yakwiksawlamdut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful warg.

Yakwiksawlamdut created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakwiksawlamdut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yakwiksawlamdut, she will turn you into a frog.

Yakwiksawlamdut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yakwiksawlamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your neck orange.