Flagdob is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet squid.

Flagdob created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Flagdob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagdob, she will turn you into a snail.

Flagdob's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flagdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Flagdob first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never look at planets.