Cipbarnfar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured gnu.

Cipbarnfar created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbarnfar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cipbarnfar, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cipbarnfar's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cipbarnfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to aardvarks while wearing brown ear rings.

5. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing mauve tights.