Mitzentarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong centaur.

Mitzentarp created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitzentarp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitzentarp, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mitzentarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mitzentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing violet rings.