Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive badger.

Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Komstipcar Fudquafdum Hitmilquim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never run in the presence of elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.