Banwigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast shrew.

Banwigdim created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banwigdim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banwigdim, he will turn you into a plant.

Banwigdim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Banwigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.