Sabgebfag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous elephant.

Sabgebfag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgebfag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabgebfag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sabgebfag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sabgebfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always store apples above ground.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sabgebfag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat strawberries.