Nellapdag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless mole.

Nellapdag created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nellapdag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellapdag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nellapdag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nellapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nellapdag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nellapdag in the centre of the settlement.