Fubcenbop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical scorpion.

Fubcenbop created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcenbop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubcenbop, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fubcenbop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fubcenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not bounce in public.