Dotxingof is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy octopus.

Dotxingof created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotxingof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dotxingof, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dotxingof's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dotxingof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing violet kilts and balancing three tin spheres on your face.

2. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never touch oil while blessed.

5. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing shoes.