Sigganbin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic squid.

Sigganbin created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigganbin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sigganbin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigganbin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sigganbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to whales while wearing pink scarves.

5. Do not resist fate.