Tadnadtinlunnelmap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty skunk.

Tadnadtinlunnelmap created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadnadtinlunnelmap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tadnadtinlunnelmap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tadnadtinlunnelmap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tadnadtinlunnelmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tadnadtinlunnelmap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always store onions above ground.

5. Never mark doors with white.