Tafmifzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest raven.

Tafmifzog created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafmifzog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tafmifzog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tafmifzog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tafmifzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Tafmifzog first in all things.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never eat grapes.