Yartpodster is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent ferret.

Yartpodster created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartpodster, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartpodster, he will torture you forever.

Yartpodster's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yartpodster's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never gather six ducks in one place.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.