Vadzodbog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable yak.

Vadzodbog created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadzodbog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vadzodbog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vadzodbog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vadzodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

5. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.