Jadminbit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying butterfly.

Jadminbit created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadminbit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jadminbit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jadminbit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jadminbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Always help sick manatees.