Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented coyote.

Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg, it will strike you with lightening.

Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Haskadbunlarggutyarlquagbeg four times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in autumn.