Likpangstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured jellyfish.

Likpangstrag created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Likpangstrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likpangstrag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Likpangstrag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Likpangstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at mountains.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Likpangstrag on top of important buildings.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not chop down trees.