Flaggamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust goose.

Flaggamsid created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggamsid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flaggamsid, she will turn you into a slug.

Flaggamsid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flaggamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries on days of mourning.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never think about bacteria.