Wigpopbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, irritating octopus.

Wigpopbeg created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigpopbeg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wigpopbeg, he will curse you with boils.

Wigpopbeg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wigpopbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Wigpopbeg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.