Quillfunmot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody giraffe.

Quillfunmot created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Quillfunmot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillfunmot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quillfunmot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quillfunmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Quillfunmot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.