Gar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic weasel.

Gar created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gar, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Heed all signs.