Arfsidarntetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident wyvern.

Arfsidarntetti created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfsidarntetti, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arfsidarntetti, she will turn you into a goat.

Arfsidarntetti's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Arfsidarntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never hop in summer.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Arfsidarntetti on top of all buildings.

4. Never mix nuts with oil.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.