Rowbompog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil bee.

Rowbompog created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbompog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowbompog, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rowbompog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rowbompog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowbompog.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never jump near whales.