Nadkamfem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental jellyfish.

Nadkamfem created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkamfem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadkamfem, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nadkamfem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nadkamfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to whales while wearing black tights.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about gravity near dogs while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.