Misnullfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy bear.

Misnullfeb created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Misnullfeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Misnullfeb, she will remove you from existence.

Misnullfeb's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Misnullfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near mice while wearing purple boots and balancing six tin spheres on your back.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Never record signs.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never pour water over plants.