Veencipzod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical scorpion.

Veencipzod created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencipzod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Veencipzod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Veencipzod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Veencipzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never pour water over plants.