Monomthas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic cat.

Monomthas created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Monomthas, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Monomthas, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Monomthas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Monomthas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.