Wipjatged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional naga.

Wipjatged created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipjatged, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipjatged, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wipjatged's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wipjatged's Holy Commandments

1. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with birds.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Do not prepare bread while filled with joy.

5. Respect your elders.