Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet owl.

Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom, she will think nothing of it.

Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange coats on sacred days.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Cunbutfob Xuccebmobkom loves squirrels, so they must be respected.