Quim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring hedgehog.

Quim created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in winter.

2. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never mark doors with black.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.