Bim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fast hippopotamus.

Bim created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.