Hun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Hun created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hun, it will be very sad.

Hun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hun's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.