Fudjinlen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, grumpy troll.

Fudjinlen created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjinlen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudjinlen, it will turn you into a slug.

Fudjinlen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fudjinlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

4. You must love Fudjinlen.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.