Saktonsog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured hamster.

Saktonsog created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saktonsog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saktonsog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Saktonsog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Saktonsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after manatees.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Saktonsog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not prepare carrots while wearing ear rings.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.