Gemkarsaffun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident wasp.

Gemkarsaffun created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemkarsaffun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemkarsaffun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gemkarsaffun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gemkarsaffun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gemkarsaffun.

2. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not prepare peas while wearing shorts.

5. Always help sick sheep.