Wipmeggess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome aardvark.

Wipmeggess created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmeggess, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipmeggess, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wipmeggess' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Wipmeggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not leap at forests.

4. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.